![]() ![]() This is the existence I was destined for, and I will gladly defend this city against every threat to its people. Such is the life of being Captain Masculine, Big City’s greatest superhero. ![]() ![]() It’s hard feeling like I have to wear a mask every day-that the only value I bring to the table is the sparkling image others have created for me. If this isn’t the start of my villain arc, I don’t know what is. Luckily-or unluckily, in my opinion-my bestie just signed me up for the Bangers dating app and found my perfect match. This himbo is ruining my research, and if his firepower doesn’t kill me, the sight of him in Lycra surely will. The irony is that I have zero powers, despite coming from purebred villain stock, but try telling that to Big City’s beloved hero, Captain Masculine. As someone just trying to live my life, I can tell you, it’s more like a recurring nightmare where dreams get c*ckblocked at every turn.Įspecially if you’re a supervillain like me. Big City is supposedly the place where dreams come true. ![]()
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